THE MENTAL TIMES

SUNDAY, MAY 27th, 2007.
LOOSE LOGIC AND THE LOSS OF PLOT

Plot and Logic have once again run away. They are currently believed to be operating a small, illegal Karaoke Bar on a desert island somewhere close to Antarctica. Boredom is doing research to look for leads, but at the moment the only relevant information he has managed to find is the Great Escape of '83, in which Logic, Plot and Creativity were arrested for indecent exposure, and escaped from jail using nothing but a hairpin and a wad of cotton wool. They were found selling self-replenishing-un-editable ink to cartoon characters and comic heroes on the underground three years later! Creativity was promptly arrested, where he is still serving time in the Madhouse County Jail. Logic and Plot narrowly escaped thanks to the generosity of Sanity, who provided them a place of hiding until the danger had passed. The two have remained inseparable, and have since been charged with two counts of attempted treason against Sanity, and one count of possession of illegal artefacts. Although they are not believed to be dangerous, investigators have been warned to be on the lookout for quick wit and sharp reflexes.

Sanity and Intelligence have strongly requested anyone who may have information regarding their whereabouts to contact authorities immediately, and should make no attempt to capture either Logic or Plot single-handedly, as they may find themselves enticed into a world of illegal Procrastination dealing, and suffering long term musical impairment.

FRIDAY, JUNE 31st, 2007
PLOT AND LOGIC UNDER FURTHER INVESTIGATION

After a long disappearance Plot returned on Thursday 30 June carrying approximately 5 days worth of illegal Procrastination and a chicken pizza. He was promptly interrogated into the whereabouts of Logic, who is still reported to be missing. Although the pair have been travelling together for over a month, Logic allegedly took flight last Saturday, after a dispute broke out regarding the illegal Karaoke bar. He is rumoured to have sold shares in the business to the Antarctic Mafia, and was last seen performing ballet in the rain with Liver, wearing a bobbled hat and a pink tutu.

Plot has been taken into custody for further interrogation, and is also facing charges of theft and sabotage against Diligence, who has accused Plot of stealing RGB from his workspace and substituting it with CMYK, widely known for its destructive properties.

Sanity and Intelligence have refused comment.